YOUR VACATION HAS BEEN POSTPONED.

Your imagination hasn’t.

A collection of beautiful distractions for people who would rather be somewhere else.

NO LUGGAGE. NO ACTUAL RESERVATIONS.SCROLL TO CHECK IN ↓

PARADISE IS TEMPORARILY ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS.✳YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES CAN WAIT. PROBABLY.

CHOOSE YOUR ESCAPE

A FEW OTHER REALITIES TO EXPLORE.

This is not a travel agency. We're considerably less helpful — and a lot more fun.

NOW OPEN

01 / THE CLUB

Play Something

Productivity is wildly overrated.

NOW OPEN

02 / THE CLUB

Send a Little Trouble

Wish you were here. Terms and conditions apply.

COMING SOON

03 / THE CLUB

Open at Your Own Risk

Advice from a highly unreliable source.

COMING SOON

04 / THE CLUB

Take Me Somewhere

Your next escape has absolutely no itinerary.

COMING SOON

05 / THE CLUB

The Art of Disappearing

Finally. Something you’re qualified for.

THE RECEPTION DESK

Tell us what you’re escaping. Management will find you somewhere appropriately far from it.

WHAT ARE WE AVOIDING TODAY?

No account. No email. No actual disappearance.

THREE WAYS TO BE ELSEWHERE

Different scenery. Same highly questionable work ethic.

Less noise. More ocean. Absolutely no productivity metrics.

FAIRY WHALE / PRIVATE ESCAPES

A NOTE FROM MANAGEMENT

You don’t always need a plane ticket to disappear for a while. Sometimes a little curiosity, questionable humour and a very blue ocean will do.